What a sunny day it was. Akash was waiting for his love in a lakeside restaurant with his brain & team, enjoying the super cool waves in the light sunlight to warm up the mood & thinking about the good times. There were smiles everywhere but it looks different on the face of Akash, sitting in a two-chair table, sipping a cold coffee & enjoying the nature.
"30 minutes late", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you were 5 mins. late & she had literally gobbled you up....remember??
"yeah yeah, " he said to his brain, "You know her brainy.....all moody & stuff....oh there she is...."
"Scold her okay", his brain advised.
"Ok I'll try."
Sweet Sheetal came with cutest smile & said "I'm sorry honey....i was shopping for shoes.....totally forgot about meeting, you know me na...."
"What if you had said that line buddy?" , shouted his brain....."she would have had nervous breakdown."
Akash ignored his brain....."Its ok honey....its only half n hour.....no problem."
She smiled once again.....held his hand & asked "Hope you remember what occasion is today."
"Oh hell", thought Akash.
"Brain.....search database for reminder, anniversaries, silly anniversaries, birthdays & birthdays of people i don't care about."
Brain got into action....it started delegating work to different parts......parallel processing....multiple search....complete memory scan !!
Sheetal stared at Akash, "Hello ! you've been staring at me for 2 mins. now....you ok?"
"Huh !!" he said, "Oh nothing's wrong....was just lost in a thougt."
"No records found", said the brain.
"Damn", thought Akash.
"So what say....how do we celebrate this day", asked Sheetal.
Akash is all confused...."ask her dumbo", said the brain.
"ok ok stop pushing me."
"Honey.... you know my lousy memory.....I guess i can't recall what today is"
"WHATTTTTTTTT !!", she shouted &....well, started crying.
"How can you forget !!....its my doggy's birthday"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - a moment of silence.
His entire brain staff was laughing at him.
Akash was dumbfounded. " What the hell m i supposed to do know, christ", he asked his brain who was busy laughing at loud but at the same time trying to make his staff to stop laughing!
"Damaged control sequence initialized....don't worry our specialist will come back with a perfect line in this situation to make everything alright"
"Better do it fast, brainy."
The brain was working at 90% capacity....gathering & analyzing all data about "How to handle Women"
Finally an answer was computed & communicated to Akash.
He looked up to her, and said " Ofcourse i remember your doggy's birthday.....how can forget that sweet labrador's special day"
She looked up in utter surprise
"huh !!!!".....doggy is the name of my cat you jerk......crying, crying & crying.........
She stood up angrily & left !
Akash & his brain were left there clueless.
"Ah ! screw you guys, this is not done.....i'm going home", said his brain & left !!
"30 minutes late", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you were 5 mins. late & she had literally gobbled you up....remember??
"yeah yeah, " he said to his brain, "You know her brainy.....all moody & stuff....oh there she is...."
"Scold her okay", his brain advised.
"Ok I'll try."
Sweet Sheetal came with cutest smile & said "I'm sorry honey....i was shopping for shoes.....totally forgot about meeting, you know me na...."
"What if you had said that line buddy?" , shouted his brain....."she would have had nervous breakdown."
Akash ignored his brain....."Its ok honey....its only half n hour.....no problem."
She smiled once again.....held his hand & asked "Hope you remember what occasion is today."
"Oh hell", thought Akash.
"Brain.....search database for reminder, anniversaries, silly anniversaries, birthdays & birthdays of people i don't care about."
Brain got into action....it started delegating work to different parts......parallel processing....multiple search....complete memory scan !!
Sheetal stared at Akash, "Hello ! you've been staring at me for 2 mins. now....you ok?"
"Huh !!" he said, "Oh nothing's wrong....was just lost in a thougt."
"No records found", said the brain.
"Damn", thought Akash.
"So what say....how do we celebrate this day", asked Sheetal.
Akash is all confused...."ask her dumbo", said the brain.
"ok ok stop pushing me."
"Honey.... you know my lousy memory.....I guess i can't recall what today is"
"WHATTTTTTTTT !!", she shouted &....well, started crying.
"How can you forget !!....its my doggy's birthday"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - a moment of silence.
His entire brain staff was laughing at him.
Akash was dumbfounded. " What the hell m i supposed to do know, christ", he asked his brain who was busy laughing at loud but at the same time trying to make his staff to stop laughing!
"Damaged control sequence initialized....don't worry our specialist will come back with a perfect line in this situation to make everything alright"
"Better do it fast, brainy."
The brain was working at 90% capacity....gathering & analyzing all data about "How to handle Women"
Finally an answer was computed & communicated to Akash.
He looked up to her, and said " Ofcourse i remember your doggy's birthday.....how can forget that sweet labrador's special day"
She looked up in utter surprise
"huh !!!!".....doggy is the name of my cat you jerk......crying, crying & crying.........
She stood up angrily & left !
Akash & his brain were left there clueless.
"Ah ! screw you guys, this is not done.....i'm going home", said his brain & left !!
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